Fear of assembly

“Assembly required”—two of the most dreaded words in the English language (to me, anyway).  Place a “No” in front of those two words and—voilà—my frown turns upside down. I usually…

Improbable

When my friend Gloria dated her now-husband, the two of them took turns commuting between her home in Charleston, SC and his place in Atlanta.  “One weekend, I drove my…